Bonjour~!
Would you prefer to live forever or die alone?
Anonymous

Ha! As if it’s not obvious, live forever! I have no use dead.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SCARED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN'T THINK FOR MYSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Starts shaking i fear*
Anonymous

Perhaps you should do society a favor and confine yourself to an asylum where you OBVIOUSLY belong!


"I must admit, there is something admirable about a man who has a month-long hangover."

[[Couldn’t resist doodling stuff from last night.]]

"I must admit, there is something admirable about a man who has a month-long hangover."

[[Couldn’t resist doodling stuff from last night.]]

So you're "hardly a homosexual"? If you mean to deny such claims wouldn't you say something along the lines of: I am not a homosexual?
Anonymous

I thought my words were quite clear! Of course I mean to say that I’m NOT a homosexual!

That sort of behavior is disgusting and lowly. How dare others even IMPLY that I subject myself to such vile acts!

(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ Malo, Carlos doesn't think you exist.
Anonymous

Who the hell is Carlos and why would I care about some insignificant peon? Be off with you lot!

How come women can show very much emotion and panic but men can't?
Anonymous

Because women are feeble-minded individuals. In fact, there aren’t many things one could trust with a woman! They are, after all, forbidden from possessing as much power as we men for good reason!

Paint me like one of your French skeletons!
Anonymous

I… quoi?!

I have leftover candy. Malo, you want? :)

Yes, that would be wonderful!

*ANGRILY LICKS YOU EVERYWHERE*
Anonymous

eEERGH STOP THAT’S ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING I HAVE NO IDEA WHERE YOUR TONGUE HAS BEEN…!

I noticed you missed Halloween, would you like some of my candy? I never eat it all anyway.

-I would appreciate that greatly!

You seem to be denying being homosexual an awful lot. Care to tell us something?
Anonymous

Of course I’m going to deny it! I’m hardly a homosexual - I don’t see what’s so difficult to grasp1 I mean, I’m in a relationship with Justine, have been spotted numerous times with crowds of women, and…!

These rumours simply have no backing…!

vasyenka:

I am totally addicted to this track guuuhgnregnkre

I know it’s cello but I need to learn to play this on my violin holy shit

suspiciously specific denial, thy name is malo

It is not…!

I just… Would rather not have certain aspects of my life out on display…!

 danielofmayfair said: Oh, none of my concern are they? Hard for you to make that claim when you’re ranting and raving all about it! The bloody newspapers will have word about this. Honestly, you serve as their personal clown by now.

A brief lapse in my own memory is no cause for your concern, monsieur! Don’t you have dirt to be digging around in? Seeing as how it’s the only thing that’d even allow you to touch it, that is!

Setting that aside, I’m sure the public has been eagerly awaiting my return!

The month is November, dear. You just missed October 31st, and it sounds to me as if you've been having strange hallucinations. Do you need medical help?

darling-little-malorie:

insanityofmalo:

I-I’ve been having no hallucinations…! I’ve simply been… out of commission…!

Wow has it truly been that long? My mind hurts-

Of course, of course. Perhaps you’ve been out of commission due to drinking excessively. You are known to be a drunkard. 

-on the contrary, I highly doubt I’d drink myself into a coma!

surely…!